Bosephus Squid spent most of his childhood alone on a Native American reservation. He was oddly born with no parents. He often rode his amazingly fast Shetland pony, Chauncey, to school, passing the school bus on the way. He could summon Chauncey by two finger whistling and holding out his hand in a pistol shape. The children on the bus usually all collected to one side to watch him zoom past, often tipping the bus on its side and causing many delays in the mornings. He was instructed by the elementary school principal to stop speeding past the bus on his horse and just ride the bus like everyone else.
He chose to drop out of school instead and start working as a stock contractor for the rodeo industry. He drove an eighteen wheeler, delivering his broncs and bulls to the events. On his days off, he usually had lots of kissing with his girlfriend, Carrie, got drunk and partied, drove his Chevy dually pickup truck around the town, and raised an eight year old orphan boy named Joey.
Bosephus Squid discovered his talent for comedy music when he was just three weeks old but, no record labels were interested in signing a contract with a baby. Their loss.
His comedy music career was rejuvenated when Donald Trump’s presidency was sealed in elbino baby panda blood due to a deal with Satan. At the time, Bosephus was studying a broad, in a strip club, when the call rang from deep within the heavens, which was contained in a bottle of cheap beer.
Although the history of his comedic musical legendary is preordained and locked in the future, you can still witness the spread of his inevitable fame in this current timeline. His use of ill-aligned lyrics, nine musical notes, and monotonous arrangements will be considered works of a genius, eventually. But for now, just enjoy the journey and just shut up about it.